Top 12 Beard Jokes Only Bearded Men Get
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#12
What does every poet with a mustache dream of?
To have facial hair like Shakes-beard.
#11
Why did the man help his friends trim their facial hair?
Shearing is caring.
#09
Why did the barber keep agreeing to shave the lion’s fur even though it was dangerous?
It was his mane source of income.
#07
Why couldn’t the man with the thick beard figure out the cause of his itchy beard?
He couldn’t get to the root of it.
#06
What is a bearded hipster’s least favorite basketball team?
The Los Angeles Clippers.
#05
Where does a person with a beard put their beard clippings?
Their shavings account.
#04
Why don’t people with beards need a vacuum?
They already have a crumb catcher on their faces.
#03
My friend and I are in a beard-growing contest…
It’s neck and neck right now.
#02
Why did the bearded thief shave before robbing a bank?
They wanted to be a smooth criminal.
#01
Why did the friend who shaved lie about his beard?
He’s a bald-faced liar.
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